Written by Time Indaiatuba at 20:46 23/7-2020
Time Indaiatuba have applied to OCM to change their name and team colours ahead of the Nederlandse Tour, until the end of the season.
In a deal that involves absolutely no corruption whatsoever, the team will now be known as the Odebrecht Granadeiros to promote the petrochemical conglomerate's new, totally environmentally friendly 4X4 vehicle, the Odebrecht Granadeiro.
The Ineos...I mean Odebrecht Granadeiros will also swap their current green and yellow colours for a largely red palette, in order to match the colours of Odebrecht, Latin America's largest petrochemicals producer. A great company which is definitely not known for bribing politicians in order to obtain government contracts at a hugely inflated price.
Launching in 2022. or maybe some time before 2030, the Odebrecht Granadeiro will be the biggest all-terrain vehicle ever produced. Seating up to 17 people, it's probably far too big to be legally allowed on any roads. But it'll be super environmentally friendly...probably.
If you're somebody who likes cycling, you'll love our massive truck!
The team will also be using prototype Granadeiros as our team car at the Nederlandse Tour. Hopefully none of our riders need a bike change because our mechanic isn't tall enough to reach the spare bikes from the top of the truck.
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@Time Indaiatuba: im suggesting nothing, but maybe we can arrange a "rachadinha"...
IS it possible to change your name ?
@Navarone: How else do you expect me to win?
@Vegemight: Are you suggesting that what we said is a lie?
I hope that, to honor your new name, you abuse every legal and pharmaceutical vacuum to dominate Nederlandse Tour for the next decade with 3 or more different riders. To ketone-filled canteens, caffeine pills, cortisone shots and complex legal argumentations holding on technicisms and sponsored pharmacokinetic studies!
"absolutely no corruption" LOLl!!!!
I will try to keep ahead of your team car, since there will not be any room to pass it on the small Dutch roads :)
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